This blog started out as a fandom blog but has since descended into a mumbled, jumbled mess of a little but of everything, although the combination a things I reblog make no sense together I hope you enjoy.
i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”
b…b…buy your…. man yogurt…. buy your…. man yogurt…. man yogurt…..RRRG ARE YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO SWALLOW LOADS OF MAN YOGURT????¿
SWALLOW IT. SWALLOW ALL OF THE MAN YOGURT NOW
this is painfully accurate.
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
Favorite joke of 2014
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"