This blog started out as a fandom blog but has since descended into a mumbled, jumbled mess of a little but of everything, although the combination a things I reblog make no sense together I hope you enjoy.
I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
horcruxes have to be something you have significant emotional attachment to NERD who has deep emotional attachment to a regular-ass pebble and the declaration of independence
It looks like sandy riding the Alaskan bull worm
text post meme: howard stark edition
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
this is my favorite post in the entire world
senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over